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Forcing myself to watch Twilight, part 2
This is late, but god damn it if I’m not putting it on my blog. Click here for the first entry in this blog series. I actually watched this movie back during the Christmas break and I tweeted my way through it. Here are those tweets. Hint: I didn’t like this one either.
Alright, starting up Twilight: New Moon for the first time. Let’s see how bad it is…
Wow, that was sure a gentle “shove” across the fucking room that Edward gave Bella. Matrix time and all.
Edward has actually been passable so far and I like how he just laughs at Bella’s fear of aging at age 18.
That’s her entire motivation. She wants to stay young because she thinks that Edward won’t love her otherwise. She has no other worthwhile..
..features about herself, at least in her own opinion. How fucking shallow can a writer be? A female writer at that! #antifeminism #twilight
The whole crux of this series is the shallowness, the entire lack of motivation behind any “love”/whatever. How can women over 15 like this?
Fuck yes, now Edward told her off for her own good. If the movies ended here, that would be fucking awesome! #twilight #newmoon
Is this when she goes into that debilitating depression and doesn’t want to live anymore?








