This is late, but god damn it if I’m not putting it on my blog. Click here for the first entry in this blog series. I actually watched this movie back during the Christmas break and I tweeted my way through it. Here are those tweets. Hint: I didn’t like this one either.
Alright, starting up Twilight: New Moon for the first time. Let’s see how bad it is…
Wow, that was sure a gentle “shove” across the fucking room that Edward gave Bella. Matrix time and all.
Edward has actually been passable so far and I like how he just laughs at Bella’s fear of aging at age 18.
That’s her entire motivation. She wants to stay young because she thinks that Edward won’t love her otherwise. She has no other worthwhile..
The whole crux of this series is the shallowness, the entire lack of motivation behind any “love”/whatever. How can women over 15 like this?
Is this when she goes into that debilitating depression and doesn’t want to live anymore?
My nephew and his girlfriend has been telling me that I’m not allowed to whine about Twilight being piece of trash movies or books until I either watch or read them. It doesn’t matter if the general consensus of everything I’ve read about them is that both the movies and books suck ass in every conceivable way. So I’m watching the movies. I caught the first one, Twilight, yesterday. Just for fun I decided to tweet my reactions the whole way through. Here they are, all of them. Just click this post to expand it and see all of them.
Decided that I should watch Twilight and give it a shot. 6:28 in and I’m already annoyed by the horribly bad characterization. #twilight
Paused the movie, as soon as I got it going again, that annoying Asian dude actually said “chillax”. Kill him! #twilight
If you want to see GOOD characterization and amazing portrayal of alienation at school, watch Bang Bang You’re Dead w/ Ben Foster #twilight
Worthless fucking piece of trash movie, but I will endure. #twilight