I mentioned this video a while ago on my Twitter, but I figured that I should feature it here on my blog as well, because it’s the single best video I’ve seen this year, I think. Or one of the best. Whatever. It’s a beautiful poem and a beautiful video illustration of that poem.
It also has the best word I’ve come across in years. Alonedom. It’s not the same as loneliness. It reminds me of what Henry Rollins said/wrote, “I’m alone, not lonely”. It takes away the negative connotation of being lonely. Alonedom, what a beautiful word.
As a language teacher here in Sweden, I’ve come across some weird stuff when it comes to how things are spelled, pronounced or said. Hell, I didn’t even have to get into the classroom to notice that. The thing is, it’s okay to me that they say or write stuff the wrong way. They’re kids in school after all. They’re there because they are learning. However, native, grown-up English users? I give them no mercy as far as language goes. A metric fuck-ton (actually, it’s probably several tons… but I digress) of native English users rape the language on a daily basis. A couple of my favorite errors to get worked up about are in the title of this post.
1. The use of “should of” instead of “should’ve” or “should have” and all of the many variations you can come up with. This is classic ignorance and lack of linguistic awareness. People who make this mistake just don’t care about how they write. At all. It’s the classic “write it how it’s pronounced and when you’re unsure, wing it” but they’ve made their guess a rule. They don’t reflect on it either, they just keep on writing “should of”, never thinking “hey, does that tiny little word construction make any sense?”. In fact, I haven’t come across a single non-native English user who makes this mistake. There are similar examples of native Swedish speakers making the same mistake in Swedish and I bet that holds true for most other languages as well. I don’t care, it’s still annoying. It’s intellectual laziness, cut it the fuck out.
2. Nookular. One of my favorite Bushisms. A Bushism is an expression that George Dubya Bush came up with and it’s stupid. Those are the only two criteria. Another one is “spatial entrepreneurs” when talking about astronauts, but I’m not going to steal that bit from Henry Rollins. Nookular is the topic for now. Nookular is how good old Bushie Boy pronounces nuclear. Nuclear’s pronunciation as [new-clear] is acceptable but not fully correct. It’s actually pronounced [new-klee-urr], which is pretty close to [new-clear]. However, it’s a pretty fucking far cry from [noo-kyoo-lurr]. The worst thing is that, after Bush was handed the presidency of the US by the Supreme Court and Florida’s completely retarded voting laws, a lot of people in the public eye started using the “nookular” pronunciation. There was another tiny but oh-so-annoying language change that happened around then too, but that’s for another post.
Alright, that’s it for now. I still have a pretty big pile of linguistic annoyances to dig in and bring up here. The reason I bring them up is because I’m of the opinion that if your use of language is exact and varied, then your thoughts and your ability to conceptualize is exact and varied. Our language and our vocabulary dictates how we think to a very large extent. That’s not to say that I think all language rules should be enforced. Language is never static, it’s always changing. I just want to try and make sure that it changes in a positive way that makes communication easier to understand. Some changes make understanding more difficult. Anyhow, enough rambling for now. Time to sleep.
Just to get some content up here, I’m copying this from an old blog. It’s a list of my top fifteen favorite books. I made the list in June 2009 and it’s apparent to me now that I need to make a few changes, but that’s for another post.
1. Charles DeLint – Trader
2. Nick Hornby – High Fidelity
3. Max Brooks – World War Z
4. Henry Rollins – Black Coffee Blues
5. Douglas Coupland – Generation X
6. Henry Rollins – Smile You’re Traveling
7. Alice Sebold – Flickan från ovan (The Lovely Bones)
8. George Orwell – 1984
9. Philip K Dick – Minority Report (short story collection)
10. Douglas Adams – Liftarens guide till galaxen (The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)
11. Elin Lindqvist – Tokyo Natt (Tokyo Night)
12. William Gibson – Neuromancer
13. Tracy Chevalier – Falling Angels
14. John Ajvide Lindqvist – Låt den rätte komma in (Let The Right One In)
15. Andreas Roman – När änglar dör (When Angels Die)
So this is a start. Let’s see where this can go. I still have a few things and thoughts to iron out, but I have a pretty good idea about what I want this to be.